Monday, January 17, 2011

STEP A) FORM VOLTRON

<@Encapsulate> Whoa, machine pistol!
<@Encapsulate> I would have lead with that.
<@twid> indeed
<@Encapsulate> twid: Thank you for showing me this! I feel like I have a
better understanding of the 80s on a global stage.
<@toast> Encapsulate: I'm thinking lazer eyes
<@toast> why use anything else?
<@toast> it's like voltron
<@twid> Encapsulate: you are welcome
<@Encapsulate> Jizztwinky
<@toast> why not just form voltron as step A) in your plan every time
<@Encapsulate> toast: Hah, yes.
<@Encapsulate> Blazing Sword as SOP.
<@toast> THERE IS A KITTEN STUCK IN A TREE, QUICK, FORM VOLTRON
<@Encapsulate> toast: It really stuck with me that one of the main characters
"died"
<@Encapsulate> Sven?
<@toast> I never watched voltron closely enough to notice hehe
<@twid> toast: this needs to be a meme
<@toast> that was one of those shows I randomly saw in bits and pieces
<@Encapsulate> Ah.
<@twid> STEP A) FORM VOLTRON
<@toast> also sven? really? deserved to die.
<@twid> let's make this happen
<@toast> twid: hehe
<@Encapsulate> Ok, so when they landed on the planet, and figured out how to
form voltron and stuff... like a week in, they killed off the
pilot of the blue leg.
<@Encapsulate> Then the princess took over.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Furpurse

<@Encapsulate> Daks and I were walking through the Home Depot, and saw a lady
carrying what looked like a fur-purse.
<@Encapsulate> And I said the words "Fur-purse" to daks, she said "Sounds like
a good band name. Also sounds dirty."
<@toast> yes and yes
<@toast> blog it
<@Encapsulate> So I keep turning that phrase over in my head. "Fur-purse."

Monday, December 27, 2010

meat projects

16:07 <@Encapsulate> But yea... I'm not up in arms about Foie Gras over any other meat products.
16:07 <@Encapsulate> (I kept typing meat projects)
16:09 <@toast> "meat projects" is a great band name

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Footsore Tramps

"He walked with just such a limp as I have seen in footsore tramps. We stared at him in silence, expecting him to speak." From "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

gay for pie or all the way pie

16:28 <@aramat> twid: Just because he's curious doesn't mean he isn't straight.
16:28 <@aramat> Only teenagers and douchebags self-identify as bi-curious.
16:29 <@toast> I'm pie-curious
16:29 <@Encapsulate> mmm
16:29 <@Encapsulate> I'm all the way pie.
16:30 <@toast> aw you're right, I am totally gay for pie
16:30 <@toast> (that's a good band name)

I'm not sure which one I like more...

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lung Bop

<@Encapsulate> toast: My suggestion for STP
<@jb> heh
<@Encapsulate> toast: We find a flimflam doctor, and start heavy blood doping.
<@toast> Encapsulate: wait wait, I have a better form of 'doping' we can do for
that ride
<@Encapsulate> Yessss?
<@toast> Encapsulate: I just threw my rubyou up on the trainer and shifted the
seat back about 2cm, we'll see what affect that has
<@toast> Encapsulate: i.e. dope
<@Encapsulate> haha
<@Encapsulate> Lung Doping?
<@toast> right
<@toast> I actually wonder what affect that would have on performance
<@Encapsulate> uh, Ask Gunt.
<@toast> cuz.. it might make it a lot easier to just let the miles slide by
<@Encapsulate> He lung boped in Amity.