gynecologist with office popcorn machine.

vagina carnival?

vaginaval.

from the rulebook for the boardgame 'pente' comes the phrase:

the deadly tessera

that is seriously how they refer to 4 pieces placed in a row.

FAILGEBRA

<@Encapsulate> toast: http://www.boingboing.net/200809101238.jpg
<@Encapsulate> toast: It
<@Encapsulate> s pl
<@Encapsulate> fuck boingboing crashed my brain for a second there.
<@toast> Encapsulate: oh good lord
<@toast> Encapsulate: you know, I saw that, and for a second I had a really
strong urge to be a vegan
<@Encapsulate> "Friday - The Hot Beef Sundaes - Doors at 8p $5"

Oh hai

Johhny McCoolName and the Flopping Udders

All we gotta do is learn A cappella and for me to get a name chang and then we have the ultimate band name

tonight is fruitful

19:36 <cj_> madcow: wiki irrumatio
19:36 <madcow> Irrumatio - Irrumatio, also called irrumation, is a type of sexual intercourse performed by actively thrusting one's penis into one's partner's mouth or by thrusting the penis between the legs, upper thighs, or between the abdomens of two partners. Also known as dry sex. The English noun irrumatio or irrumation and verb irrumate come from the Latin irrumare that means to suck or fellate.
19:36 <toast> whoa
19:36 <toast> that's a new one to me
19:36 <cj_> same
19:37 <occ> irrumatic

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19:42 <cj_> madcow: google hypnic teabagger

goatse is the alpha and the omega

marzipan magic

from a conversation relating to a very well done goatse cake.

From the Street

Hermiston Melons

09:53 <toast> PEE SLINGING TRAIN STABBER
10:03 <hlprmnky> I am trying to imagine the musical genre for which that is an ideal band name
10:03 <hlprmnky> it's...surprisingly difficult
10:03 <hlprmnky> there are many possibilities