Saturday, December 26, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
http://blog.oregonlive.com/commuting/2009/12/back_to_the_days_when_society.html
aaaaaahahahhahahhahahah bicycle face!
aaaaaahahahhahahhahahah bicycle face!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Generic Balls of Hair
Leah XXXXXX [9:51 AM]:
All teenagers look like generic balls of hair to me these days anyway
All teenagers look like generic balls of hair to me these days anyway
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
we were told by some grumpy employee in the grocery that heelies were NOT ALLOWED
i thanked her for the information and moved on, taking no action whatsoever
i figured that was the right response
was JB using them in the store?yeah
but not like sprinting or anything
she was just lazily circling the bagels
perhaps she looked like an imminent bagel threat
My smart-assery is stymied...imminent bagel threat is my new band name
Thursday, October 1, 2009
09:03 <@cj_> deimos: all they actually said was that, yeah, 5% or so of their
clergy are pedophiles, but according to some studies, there are
EVEN MORE pedophiles in protestant churches, so WHY YOU PICKING ON
US
09:04 <@cj_> deimos: a huge endorsement for christianity there
09:04 <@isosceles> pedo priests on the lam
09:04 <@isosceles> is that something one can name their band
09:04 <@cj_> yes
clergy are pedophiles, but according to some studies, there are
EVEN MORE pedophiles in protestant churches, so WHY YOU PICKING ON
US
09:04 <@cj_> deimos: a huge endorsement for christianity there
09:04 <@isosceles> pedo priests on the lam
09:04 <@isosceles> is that something one can name their band
09:04 <@cj_> yes
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
thank you, my crazy ex girlfriend with crazy disjointed notes
19:11 <@isosceles> no offense
19:11 <@isosceles> i love team hugbomb and all
19:12 <@isosceles> but "the crazypedians" is a better name
19:12 <@isosceles> and also a great name
19:12 <@isosceles> ... FOR MY BAND
19:13 <@isosceles> also
19:13 <@isosceles> THE VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT OF CRAZY
19:11 <@isosceles> i love team hugbomb and all
19:12 <@isosceles> but "the crazypedians" is a better name
19:12 <@isosceles> and also a great name
19:12 <@isosceles> ... FOR MY BAND
19:13 <@isosceles> also
19:13 <@isosceles> THE VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT OF CRAZY
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> Fun, Safe, and Reasonably Priced Let us make your child the star!
<@Encapsulate> www.pmakarate.com
<@killfile> so BT cut off my phone line
<@Encapsulate> Band Name: Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> (It's a sponsored link on the side of my gmail)
<@toast> Encapsulate: BLOG IT
BT Cut Off My Phone Line: The new album by Karate Birthday Party drops Tuesday.
<@Encapsulate> Fun, Safe, and Reasonably Priced Let us make your child the star!
<@Encapsulate> www.pmakarate.com
<@killfile> so BT cut off my phone line
<@Encapsulate> Band Name: Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> (It's a sponsored link on the side of my gmail)
<@toast> Encapsulate: BLOG IT
BT Cut Off My Phone Line: The new album by Karate Birthday Party drops Tuesday.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Northwest Passengers
But early next week the German-owned vessels, Beluga Fraternity and Beluga Foresight, are scheduled to dock in the Dutch port of Rotterdam. It is the culmination of a two-month voyage from South Korea across the perilous waters of the Arctic, where an unprecedented ice-melt has at last made the previously impassable course a viable possibility.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
there goes my cherry
06:50 <@madcow> >> tweet from illogicnet: indian (ayurveda?): aggressive
nudity. so much oil. made forehead tingle. stuck finger in
belly button repeatedly. significant butt massage. <<
09:16 <@fuckindia> new band name: significant butt massage
09:17 <@toast> BLOG IT
nudity. so much oil. made forehead tingle. stuck finger in
belly button repeatedly. significant butt massage. <<
09:16 <@fuckindia> new band name: significant butt massage
09:17 <@toast> BLOG IT
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Spurious And
11:05 <@toast> Sarah Palin is considering getting her own radio show. OWW! That
hurts my ears just thinking about it!!
11:07 <@mirth> she'd probably do okay
11:07 <@mirth> on radio people won't be able to tell she's totally scripted
most of the time
11:08 <@mirth> before politics she did read dummy cards for a living
11:08 <@toast> yeah she was a news anchor heh
11:08 <@toast> I think she'd handle it OK
11:09 <@mirth> well, looks like health care reform's dead again
11:09 <@mirth> why did i bother even hoping for this
11:11 <@twid> look at all the credbility dr. laura and sacrificed over the
years and she's still on radio
11:11 <@twid> er, spurious and
11:11 <@twid> Spurious And is my new band name
hurts my ears just thinking about it!!
11:07 <@mirth> she'd probably do okay
11:07 <@mirth> on radio people won't be able to tell she's totally scripted
most of the time
11:08 <@mirth> before politics she did read dummy cards for a living
11:08 <@toast> yeah she was a news anchor heh
11:08 <@toast> I think she'd handle it OK
11:09 <@mirth> well, looks like health care reform's dead again
11:09 <@mirth> why did i bother even hoping for this
11:11 <@twid> look at all the credbility dr. laura and sacrificed over the
years and she's still on radio
11:11 <@twid> er, spurious and
11:11 <@twid> Spurious And is my new band name
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Shammy Butter
16:08 <@toast> Encapsulate: http://coachlevi.com/cycling/chamois-butter-exposed/
16:10 <@twid> Shammy Butter is my new band name
16:10 <@twid> Shammy Butter is my new band name
Thursday, July 23, 2009
11:39 <toast> "My single favorite moment of the TBA last year was Mike Daisey's unrehearsed performance at the Works, wherein the sweaty monologist launched an absolutely scathing attack on the passivity of contemporary art audiences. "If you don't like something, leave," he said at one point. "Do something! Put your dick on the table, make a little cut, and see what comes out. It might be blood. It might be ghosts!" "
11:39 <toast> blop: wanna find out?
11:40 <blop> toast: what are we talking about?
11:41 <toast> blop: dick ghosts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
megahal gibberish
10:01 <madcow> Bombs in the ocean. Somewhere around dawn we had breakfast in a disguise made of redwood sawdust, ground glass and barley. Soup was made from a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the pacific school of religion in my soup.
madcow is an IRC bot with the magical ability to generate gibberish.. Sometimes it comes up with good band names..
10:03 <j0no> madcow mh What's your band name?
10:03 <madcow> My meatus is pleased. Thank you for pleasing the meatus. The meatus will now retire for the divine in all insane asylums after computer god orders even birdie now has changed her name for historical purposes. Teddy roosevelt was paid off with the endless "stairway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the ****** women ran into my cab ahead of me i slammed the door on them and told the cabbie "i ordered this cab and i was in your ass.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dietary Discussion
16:13 <jej> when i go camping and dig a hole and poop in it... vegan/freegan?
16:13 <Encapsulate> Vegan YES
16:13 <Encapsulate> Freegan: POSSIBLY
16:13 <Encapsulate> After you bury it, does someone come along and eat it?
16:14 <jej> Encapsulate: I HOPE SO
16:14 <toast> CAMPSITE TURDBURGLER
16:13 <Encapsulate> Vegan YES
16:13 <Encapsulate> Freegan: POSSIBLY
16:13 <Encapsulate> After you bury it, does someone come along and eat it?
16:14 <jej> Encapsulate: I HOPE SO
16:14 <toast> CAMPSITE TURDBURGLER
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Math Functions
While discussing his math homework, my son uttered the phrase, "I forgot about the Difference of Squares".
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thanks iTAP
"Puppyact Folks"
This is what my phone has decided Pussycat Dolls should actually be named.
This would work best if it were a dude cover version of the Pussycat Dolls. All of the music would be done in the style of Bluegrass.
This is what my phone has decided Pussycat Dolls should actually be named.
This would work best if it were a dude cover version of the Pussycat Dolls. All of the music would be done in the style of Bluegrass.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Errata
Please note, Toast is a big doody and completely ignored adding "Trucker Bedroom" into his list from today.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
17:09 <toast> according to specialized, it has: "numbness-killing chassis, predictable geometry and robust wheelset"
17:09 <toast> nothing sucks more than unpredictable geometry (good band name)
17:09 <Encapsulate> Predictable geometry...
17:09 <Encapsulate> "That frame is certainly always bicycle shaped."
17:09 <tamara> http://www.health-information-fitness.com/enemarecipes.html
17:10 <tamara> THERE IS A RECIPE FOR A *MAYO ENEMA* ON THERE
17:10 <Encapsulate> Two great band names within 4 minutes
17:10 <Encapsulate> Unpredictable Geometry and the opener Mayo Enema
17:09 <toast> nothing sucks more than unpredictable geometry (good band name)
17:09 <Encapsulate> Predictable geometry...
17:09 <Encapsulate> "That frame is certainly always bicycle shaped."
17:09 <tamara> http://www.health-information-fitness.com/enemarecipes.html
17:10 <tamara> THERE IS A RECIPE FOR A *MAYO ENEMA* ON THERE
17:10 <Encapsulate> Two great band names within 4 minutes
17:10 <Encapsulate> Unpredictable Geometry and the opener Mayo Enema
Friday, February 6, 2009
<toast> tamara: BREAKING NEWS
<toast> tamara: WASHINGTON HALTS DISPUTED GEODUCK HARVEST
<hlprmnky> oh no, your ocean-mudcock adventure hopes are dashed!
<toast> that's a pretty good band name
<tamara> toast WHAT THE FUCK
<tamara> NOT COOL
<tamara> let's do it anyway
<hlprmnky> another good band name: ILLEGAL GEODUCK HARVEST
<toast> hehe
<toast> that's more of an ALBUM NAME IMO
<toast> tamara: WASHINGTON HALTS DISPUTED GEODUCK HARVEST
<hlprmnky> oh no, your ocean-mudcock adventure hopes are dashed!
<toast> that's a pretty good band name
<tamara> toast WHAT THE FUCK
<tamara> NOT COOL
<tamara> let's do it anyway
<hlprmnky> another good band name: ILLEGAL GEODUCK HARVEST
<toast> hehe
<toast> that's more of an ALBUM NAME IMO
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Tonight, Opening for the Piss Tests: Huffy At Best
<@toast> I have never had to take a piss test
<@toast> I think I would be HUFFY AT BEST
<@toast> I think I would be HUFFY AT BEST
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