23:03 <t12> Moderate intoxication includes additional abnormalities such as hyperactive bowel sounds,
23:03 <t12> woah woah woah
23:03 <t12> hyperactive bowel sounds
23:04 <toast> :o
23:04 <toast> that is so the name of my band

Tonight, Opening for the Piss Tests: Huffy At Best

<@toast> I have never had to take a piss test
<@toast> I think I would be HUFFY AT BEST

via recollection of a real event:

egg scented explosion

11:10 <isosceles> # Woman, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles
11:10 <isosceles> BEST HEADLINE EVER
11:11 <toast> 'nude intruder' is a great band name

From a wikipedia article: 

When the user inhales through the device, the air flow is detected by a sensor. A microswitch then activates a piezoelectric nebulizer (popularized by the industry as an atomizer), which injects tiny droplets of the liquid into the flowing air and vapourises the nicotine.

Nebulizer is a great band name..

Electric Menorah

Me: Should I put a menorah in my office window?
Ladyfriend: They have Electric Menorahs over there.
Me: God damn that would be a good band name.
Ladyfriend: I think someone beat you to it.

Carrot Binge

<@Encapsulate> It's come to it. I'm eating carrots.
<@toast> Encapsulate: I thought that would be like step 1 of veganism
<@toast> CARROT BINGE