Karate Birthday Party

<@Encapsulate> Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> Fun, Safe, and Reasonably Priced Let us make your child the star!
<@Encapsulate> www.pmakarate.com
<@killfile> so BT cut off my phone line
<@Encapsulate> Band Name: Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> (It's a sponsored link on the side of my gmail)
<@toast> Encapsulate: BLOG IT

BT Cut Off My Phone Line: The new album by Karate Birthday Party drops Tuesday.

from a Wikibook on comparative linguistics

False Friends of the Slavist

The Northwest Passengers

But early next week the German-owned vessels, Beluga Fraternity and Beluga Foresight, are scheduled to dock in the Dutch port of Rotterdam. It is the culmination of a two-month voyage from South Korea across the perilous waters of the Arctic, where an unprecedented ice-melt has at last made the previously impassable course a viable possibility.

from a scrabble game

K hoarder

tam: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SHAKIRA
tam: I THINK IT WAS INVENTED BY FRAT BOYS FOR SORORITY GIRLS
tam: UH
tam: SANGRIA
tam: DONT MIND ME
tam: SMALL AND HUMBLE
db: slow your roll
tam: gear down, big rig

10:35 <toast> w/ mac they have incrementals, but if you're too far out of date it downloads a megapatch that does it all at once

10:36 <toast> so you never have more than one update, even on an ancient machine

10:36 <Dave> sounds like the name of a nerd-core rock band

10:36 <Dave> MEGAPATCH

there goes my cherry

06:50 <@madcow> >> tweet from illogicnet: indian (ayurveda?): aggressive
nudity. so much oil. made forehead tingle. stuck finger in
belly button repeatedly. significant butt massage. <<
09:16 <@fuckindia> new band name: significant butt massage
09:17 <@toast> BLOG IT