megahal gibberish

10:01 <madcow> Bombs in the ocean. Somewhere around dawn we had breakfast in a disguise made of redwood sawdust, ground glass and barley. Soup was made from a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the pacific school of religion in my soup.

madcow is an IRC bot with the magical ability to generate gibberish.. Sometimes it comes up with good band names..

10:03 <j0no> madcow mh What's your band name?

10:03 <madcow> My meatus is pleased. Thank you for pleasing the meatus. The meatus will now retire for the divine in all insane asylums after computer god orders even birdie now has changed her name for historical purposes. Teddy roosevelt was paid off with the endless "stairway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the ****** women ran into my cab ahead of me i slammed the door on them and told the cabbie "i ordered this cab and i was in your ass.

band name inspired by last night's scrabble game:

auk tongue

2:28 <isosceles> thats a great word

12:28 <isosceles> groin

12:35 <tamara> moist groin

12:35 <tamara> NEW BAND NAME

Dietary Discussion

16:13 <jej> when i go camping and dig a hole and poop in it... vegan/freegan?
16:13 <Encapsulate> Vegan YES
16:13 <Encapsulate> Freegan: POSSIBLY
16:13 <Encapsulate> After you bury it, does someone come along and eat it?
16:14 <jej> Encapsulate: I HOPE SO
16:14 <toast> CAMPSITE TURDBURGLER

Math Functions

While discussing his math homework, my son uttered the phrase, "I forgot about the Difference of Squares".

Thanks iTAP

"Puppyact Folks"

This is what my phone has decided Pussycat Dolls should actually be named.

This would work best if it were a dude cover version of the Pussycat Dolls. All of the music would be done in the style of Bluegrass.

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