Spurious And

11:05 <@toast> Sarah Palin is considering getting her own radio show. OWW! That
hurts my ears just thinking about it!!
11:07 <@mirth> she'd probably do okay
11:07 <@mirth> on radio people won't be able to tell she's totally scripted
most of the time
11:08 <@mirth> before politics she did read dummy cards for a living
11:08 <@toast> yeah she was a news anchor heh
11:08 <@toast> I think she'd handle it OK
11:09 <@mirth> well, looks like health care reform's dead again
11:09 <@mirth> why did i bother even hoping for this
11:11 <@twid> look at all the credbility dr. laura and sacrificed over the
years and she's still on radio
11:11 <@twid> er, spurious and
11:11 <@twid> Spurious And is my new band name

Shammy Butter

16:08 <@toast> Encapsulate: http://coachlevi.com/cycling/chamois-butter-exposed/

16:10 <@twid> Shammy Butter is my new band name

11:39 <toast> "My single favorite moment of the TBA last year was Mike Daisey's unrehearsed performance at the Works, wherein the sweaty monologist launched an absolutely scathing attack on the passivity of contemporary art audiences. "If you don't like something, leave," he said at one point. "Do something! Put your dick on the table, make a little cut, and see what comes out. It might be blood. It might be ghosts!" "

11:39 <toast> blop: wanna find out?

11:40 <blop> toast: what are we talking about?

11:41 <toast> blop: dick ghosts

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megahal gibberish

10:01 <madcow> Bombs in the ocean. Somewhere around dawn we had breakfast in a disguise made of redwood sawdust, ground glass and barley. Soup was made from a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the pacific school of religion in my soup.

madcow is an IRC bot with the magical ability to generate gibberish.. Sometimes it comes up with good band names..

10:03 <j0no> madcow mh What's your band name?

10:03 <madcow> My meatus is pleased. Thank you for pleasing the meatus. The meatus will now retire for the divine in all insane asylums after computer god orders even birdie now has changed her name for historical purposes. Teddy roosevelt was paid off with the endless "stairway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the ****** women ran into my cab ahead of me i slammed the door on them and told the cabbie "i ordered this cab and i was in your ass.

band name inspired by last night's scrabble game:

auk tongue

2:28 <isosceles> thats a great word

12:28 <isosceles> groin

12:35 <tamara> moist groin

12:35 <tamara> NEW BAND NAME