from a scrabble game

K hoarder

tam: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SHAKIRA
tam: I THINK IT WAS INVENTED BY FRAT BOYS FOR SORORITY GIRLS
tam: UH
tam: SANGRIA
tam: DONT MIND ME
tam: SMALL AND HUMBLE
db: slow your roll
tam: gear down, big rig

10:35 <toast> w/ mac they have incrementals, but if you're too far out of date it downloads a megapatch that does it all at once

10:36 <toast> so you never have more than one update, even on an ancient machine

10:36 <Dave> sounds like the name of a nerd-core rock band

10:36 <Dave> MEGAPATCH

there goes my cherry

06:50 <@madcow> >> tweet from illogicnet: indian (ayurveda?): aggressive
nudity. so much oil. made forehead tingle. stuck finger in
belly button repeatedly. significant butt massage. <<
09:16 <@fuckindia> new band name: significant butt massage
09:17 <@toast> BLOG IT

Spurious And

11:05 <@toast> Sarah Palin is considering getting her own radio show. OWW! That
hurts my ears just thinking about it!!
11:07 <@mirth> she'd probably do okay
11:07 <@mirth> on radio people won't be able to tell she's totally scripted
most of the time
11:08 <@mirth> before politics she did read dummy cards for a living
11:08 <@toast> yeah she was a news anchor heh
11:08 <@toast> I think she'd handle it OK
11:09 <@mirth> well, looks like health care reform's dead again
11:09 <@mirth> why did i bother even hoping for this
11:11 <@twid> look at all the credbility dr. laura and sacrificed over the
years and she's still on radio
11:11 <@twid> er, spurious and
11:11 <@twid> Spurious And is my new band name

Shammy Butter

16:08 <@toast> Encapsulate: http://coachlevi.com/cycling/chamois-butter-exposed/

16:10 <@twid> Shammy Butter is my new band name

11:39 <toast> "My single favorite moment of the TBA last year was Mike Daisey's unrehearsed performance at the Works, wherein the sweaty monologist launched an absolutely scathing attack on the passivity of contemporary art audiences. "If you don't like something, leave," he said at one point. "Do something! Put your dick on the table, make a little cut, and see what comes out. It might be blood. It might be ghosts!" "

11:39 <toast> blop: wanna find out?

11:40 <blop> toast: what are we talking about?

11:41 <toast> blop: dick ghosts