Generic Balls of Hair

Leah XXXXXX [9:51 AM]:
All teenagers look like generic balls of hair to me these days anyway

we were told by some grumpy employee in the grocery that heelies were NOT ALLOWED

i thanked her for the information and moved on, taking no action whatsoever

i figured that was the right response

was JB using them in the store?

yeah

but not like sprinting or anything

she was just lazily circling the bagels

perhaps she looked like an imminent bagel threat

My smart-assery is stymied...

imminent bagel threat is my new band name

09:03 <@cj_> deimos: all they actually said was that, yeah, 5% or so of their
clergy are pedophiles, but according to some studies, there are
EVEN MORE pedophiles in protestant churches, so WHY YOU PICKING ON
US
09:04 <@cj_> deimos: a huge endorsement for christianity there
09:04 <@isosceles> pedo priests on the lam
09:04 <@isosceles> is that something one can name their band
09:04 <@cj_> yes

thank you, my crazy ex girlfriend with crazy disjointed notes

19:11 <@isosceles> no offense
19:11 <@isosceles> i love team hugbomb and all
19:12 <@isosceles> but "the crazypedians" is a better name
19:12 <@isosceles> and also a great name
19:12 <@isosceles> ... FOR MY BAND
19:13 <@isosceles> also
19:13 <@isosceles> THE VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT OF CRAZY

"A roller derby player once referred to getting a wheel to the crotch as a 'giner shiner."

Karate Birthday Party

<@Encapsulate> Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> Fun, Safe, and Reasonably Priced Let us make your child the star!
<@Encapsulate> www.pmakarate.com
<@killfile> so BT cut off my phone line
<@Encapsulate> Band Name: Karate Birthday Party
<@Encapsulate> (It's a sponsored link on the side of my gmail)
<@toast> Encapsulate: BLOG IT

BT Cut Off My Phone Line: The new album by Karate Birthday Party drops Tuesday.

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