Truncheon Proof

<toast> twid: that's not fat, that's a early 20th century

truncheon-proof vest

<toast> twid: aka 5 pillows stuffed in his coat

<twid> Truncheon Proof is my new band name

10:56 <Encapsulate> hah, I was only asleep for a few Feist songs.
10:56 <Encapsulate> I didn't snore, did I?
10:56 <toast> no, just a huge boner
10:56 <Encapsulate> That was from...before the nap
10:57 <toast> hehe
10:57 <toast> sleep boners are a perpetual fear of mine
10:57 <toast> that's a pretty decent band name
10:57 <Encapsulate> Sleep Boners? BLOGIT

Tumor Tongue

"I don't want your Tumor Tongue"

From trivia night table chat: tainted triumph

http://blog.oregonlive.com/commuting/2009/12/back_to_the_days_when_society.html

aaaaaahahahhahahhahahah bicycle face!

Generic Balls of Hair

Leah XXXXXX [9:51 AM]:
All teenagers look like generic balls of hair to me these days anyway

we were told by some grumpy employee in the grocery that heelies were NOT ALLOWED

i thanked her for the information and moved on, taking no action whatsoever

i figured that was the right response

was JB using them in the store?

yeah

but not like sprinting or anything

she was just lazily circling the bagels

perhaps she looked like an imminent bagel threat

My smart-assery is stymied...

imminent bagel threat is my new band name