Monday, December 27, 2010

meat projects

16:07 <@Encapsulate> But yea... I'm not up in arms about Foie Gras over any other meat products.
16:07 <@Encapsulate> (I kept typing meat projects)
16:09 <@toast> "meat projects" is a great band name

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Footsore Tramps

"He walked with just such a limp as I have seen in footsore tramps. We stared at him in silence, expecting him to speak." From "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

gay for pie or all the way pie

16:28 <@aramat> twid: Just because he's curious doesn't mean he isn't straight.
16:28 <@aramat> Only teenagers and douchebags self-identify as bi-curious.
16:29 <@toast> I'm pie-curious
16:29 <@Encapsulate> mmm
16:29 <@Encapsulate> I'm all the way pie.
16:30 <@toast> aw you're right, I am totally gay for pie
16:30 <@toast> (that's a good band name)

I'm not sure which one I like more...

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lung Bop

<@Encapsulate> toast: My suggestion for STP
<@jb> heh
<@Encapsulate> toast: We find a flimflam doctor, and start heavy blood doping.
<@toast> Encapsulate: wait wait, I have a better form of 'doping' we can do for
that ride
<@Encapsulate> Yessss?
<@toast> Encapsulate: I just threw my rubyou up on the trainer and shifted the
seat back about 2cm, we'll see what affect that has
<@toast> Encapsulate: i.e. dope
<@Encapsulate> haha
<@Encapsulate> Lung Doping?
<@toast> right
<@toast> I actually wonder what affect that would have on performance
<@Encapsulate> uh, Ask Gunt.
<@toast> cuz.. it might make it a lot easier to just let the miles slide by
<@Encapsulate> He lung boped in Amity.

HAFE

10:14 <@isosceles> this is what i will name my band
10:14 <@isosceles> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_altitude_flatus_expulsion

Monday, May 24, 2010

<@toast> Hello Friend,
<@toast> I'm sorry for intruding into your private life, this is a dying
wish contribution of a cancer patience, the battle against cancer takes life away before it is gone. I am Mrs. Monika Rufus
from England; I was married to late Mr. Scott Rufus the CEO of
Rufnik Oil Mining & Exploration. I am 58 years old;
unfortunately I have been suffering from a long time cancer of
the brain and breast which has affected my talking & hearing
ability lately. The cancer has ...
<@twid> Cancer Patience is my new band name