11:10 <isosceles> # Woman, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles
11:10 <isosceles> BEST HEADLINE EVER
11:11 <toast> 'nude intruder' is a great band name

From a wikipedia article: 

When the user inhales through the device, the air flow is detected by a sensor. A microswitch then activates a piezoelectric nebulizer (popularized by the industry as an atomizer), which injects tiny droplets of the liquid into the flowing air and vapourises the nicotine.

Nebulizer is a great band name..

Electric Menorah

Me: Should I put a menorah in my office window?
Ladyfriend: They have Electric Menorahs over there.
Me: God damn that would be a good band name.
Ladyfriend: I think someone beat you to it.

Carrot Binge

<@Encapsulate> It's come to it. I'm eating carrots.
<@toast> Encapsulate: I thought that would be like step 1 of veganism
<@toast> CARROT BINGE

The Lunchmeat Situation

Scene: Grocery Store
Setting: October, 2008

Shawn. Do we need lunch meat?
Zeb. I do not know The Lunchmeat Situation.

ROLLER PIGEON

Definitely Roller Pigeon

gynecologist with office popcorn machine.

vagina carnival?

vaginaval.

from the rulebook for the boardgame 'pente' comes the phrase:

the deadly tessera

that is seriously how they refer to 4 pieces placed in a row.

FAILGEBRA

<@Encapsulate> toast: http://www.boingboing.net/200809101238.jpg
<@Encapsulate> toast: It
<@Encapsulate> s pl
<@Encapsulate> fuck boingboing crashed my brain for a second there.
<@toast> Encapsulate: oh good lord
<@toast> Encapsulate: you know, I saw that, and for a second I had a really
strong urge to be a vegan
<@Encapsulate> "Friday - The Hot Beef Sundaes - Doors at 8p $5"

Oh hai

Johhny McCoolName and the Flopping Udders

All we gotta do is learn A cappella and for me to get a name chang and then we have the ultimate band name

tonight is fruitful

19:36 <cj_> madcow: wiki irrumatio
19:36 <madcow> Irrumatio - Irrumatio, also called irrumation, is a type of sexual intercourse performed by actively thrusting one's penis into one's partner's mouth or by thrusting the penis between the legs, upper thighs, or between the abdomens of two partners. Also known as dry sex. The English noun irrumatio or irrumation and verb irrumate come from the Latin irrumare that means to suck or fellate.
19:36 <toast> whoa
19:36 <toast> that's a new one to me
19:36 <cj_> same
19:37 <occ> irrumatic

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19:42 <cj_> madcow: google hypnic teabagger

goatse is the alpha and the omega

marzipan magic

from a conversation relating to a very well done goatse cake.

From the Street

Hermiston Melons

09:53 <toast> PEE SLINGING TRAIN STABBER
10:03 <hlprmnky> I am trying to imagine the musical genre for which that is an ideal band name
10:03 <hlprmnky> it's...surprisingly difficult
10:03 <hlprmnky> there are many possibilities

"hugenema"

a hug enema?

a huge enema?

a huge nema? (what's a nema?)

via another channel!

15:13 <@goldenmean> Like the madonna of tastelessness
15:14 < maggie_> That is my new band name

this band name...

is either for drag queens or rabid lesbians:

diva cup and the sacred fertility chalices





or maybe rabidly lesbian drag queens who play death metal?

two great bands that go great together

from blop:

'anal piercing'

and from wikipedia, via diabolika:

'second head anal fistula'

21:13 <diabolika> second head anal fistula is my new death metal band

Minders with Blinders

Source: An internet message board talking about this video:


"Bonus points for the Chinese minders with blinders at the ready."

Black Hitler

I guess the new thing is to compare Obama to Hitler for some reason..

'Black Hitler' is a pretty good name for a band.

Porn Cousin

<@twid> OMG JALAPENO PANIC
<@twid> thank god the fda has already ruined the tomato crop for th eyear
<@toast> OH SORRY IT WASN"T TOMATOES OR JALAPEÑOS
<@toast> ACTUALLY IT'S RICE AND WHEAT AND CORN AND ANYTHING MADE FROM THAT,
SORRY
<@Encapsulate> Hah
<@Encapsulate> POISON CORN: This should be easy to take care of
<@toast> heh
<@Encapsulate> I mean, how much corn do we eat every day?
<@toast> poison corn isn't a very good band name
<@Encapsulate> No, yet it seems like it should be.
<@toast> mostly because it's the combination of 2 horrible bands
<@Encapsulate> Science has yet to unwrap that mystery.
<@Encapsulate> Corn Poison is better though.
<@toast> true, but still, same problem
<@Encapsulate> Porn Cousin resolves this.
<@toast> haha
<@toast> porn cousin is a great band name
<@toast> cousin porn is a good song name
<@Encapsulate> This is wise.

Typo from IM Conversation: Relationshit

Cappy [10:31 AM]:
He also said, and Trevor said similar things to me: They're very pleased with how we handle our working relationshit.
Daks [10:31 AM]:
hmmmm...hello, Freud?

Band names cappy and I came up with during the portland night ride

• pretzel mouth (what you get when you eat pretzels without a beverage to wash them down)
  
• 242 PAP (from a license plate)
  
• Q2 Forecast (what cappy thought I said when I told him '242 PAP')
  

Turbobelly

playing with nico's belly

Chicken Lingo

from IRC

Autosyphon

For our german techno side project.

(name comes from beer making equipment)

Mystery Bobblehead

via cappy, who doesn't know how to post to the blog from his phone.

Killfile Typo

17:25 <killfile> Killfile Typo isn't a bad name for a bad either, to be fair

He's right!

Blow of the Boobs

via killfile typo

not a band name

but a good song name:

Jamming the puss like this

(from a spam)

slightly decapitated

opening for recumbent cock