Porn Cousin

<@twid> OMG JALAPENO PANIC
<@twid> thank god the fda has already ruined the tomato crop for th eyear
<@toast> OH SORRY IT WASN"T TOMATOES OR JALAPEÑOS
<@toast> ACTUALLY IT'S RICE AND WHEAT AND CORN AND ANYTHING MADE FROM THAT,
SORRY
<@Encapsulate> Hah
<@Encapsulate> POISON CORN: This should be easy to take care of
<@toast> heh
<@Encapsulate> I mean, how much corn do we eat every day?
<@toast> poison corn isn't a very good band name
<@Encapsulate> No, yet it seems like it should be.
<@toast> mostly because it's the combination of 2 horrible bands
<@Encapsulate> Science has yet to unwrap that mystery.
<@Encapsulate> Corn Poison is better though.
<@toast> true, but still, same problem
<@Encapsulate> Porn Cousin resolves this.
<@toast> haha
<@toast> porn cousin is a great band name
<@toast> cousin porn is a good song name
<@Encapsulate> This is wise.