Wednesday, November 10, 2010

gay for pie or all the way pie

16:28 <@aramat> twid: Just because he's curious doesn't mean he isn't straight.
16:28 <@aramat> Only teenagers and douchebags self-identify as bi-curious.
16:29 <@toast> I'm pie-curious
16:29 <@Encapsulate> mmm
16:29 <@Encapsulate> I'm all the way pie.
16:30 <@toast> aw you're right, I am totally gay for pie
16:30 <@toast> (that's a good band name)

I'm not sure which one I like more...

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Lung Bop

<@Encapsulate> toast: My suggestion for STP
<@jb> heh
<@Encapsulate> toast: We find a flimflam doctor, and start heavy blood doping.
<@toast> Encapsulate: wait wait, I have a better form of 'doping' we can do for
that ride
<@Encapsulate> Yessss?
<@toast> Encapsulate: I just threw my rubyou up on the trainer and shifted the
seat back about 2cm, we'll see what affect that has
<@toast> Encapsulate: i.e. dope
<@Encapsulate> haha
<@Encapsulate> Lung Doping?
<@toast> right
<@toast> I actually wonder what affect that would have on performance
<@Encapsulate> uh, Ask Gunt.
<@toast> cuz.. it might make it a lot easier to just let the miles slide by
<@Encapsulate> He lung boped in Amity.

HAFE

10:14 <@isosceles> this is what i will name my band
10:14 <@isosceles> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_altitude_flatus_expulsion

Monday, May 24, 2010

<@toast> Hello Friend,
<@toast> I'm sorry for intruding into your private life, this is a dying
wish contribution of a cancer patience, the battle against cancer takes life away before it is gone. I am Mrs. Monika Rufus
from England; I was married to late Mr. Scott Rufus the CEO of
Rufnik Oil Mining & Exploration. I am 58 years old;
unfortunately I have been suffering from a long time cancer of
the brain and breast which has affected my talking & hearing
ability lately. The cancer has ...
<@twid> Cancer Patience is my new band name

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

60 Mile Penis

<@toast> I have great poop retention capabilities
<@toast> a few hours is NOTHING to me
<@toast> it starts to get touchy around day 3
<@Encapsulate> Yes... That's how I work camping.
<@toast> hehe yes
<@Encapsulate> "I'll just wait until civilization, thanks."
<@toast> I went "camping" with a girl like that once, except it was with pee
<@toast> she WOULD NOT pee in nature
<@toast> she held it for over a day
<@Encapsulate> Ouch. It's different for a lady though.
<@Encapsulate> Man, I will HELL of pee all over nature.
<@toast> oh totally
<@toast> fuck nature WHIZZZZZZZ
<@Encapsulate> Though, I was weird about it on Sat, because to pee I had to
strip.
<@toast> yeah, that put me right off bib shorts
<@toast> roadside peeing is key
<@toast> Encapsulate: what about the leg roll? that's what the pros do
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, felt so good the rest of the ride.
<@Encapsulate> Leg...roll?
<@Encapsulate> OH!
<@toast> roll up a leg, snake the dong out the leg
<@toast> although, now that I think about that, there is no way that would work
for me
<@Encapsulate> Roll it up the leg until ... I had not thought of that.
<@Encapsulate> I WILL PRACTICE TONIGHT
<@Encapsulate> Whycome?
<@toast> cuz between the tight spandex and the total lack of bloodflow to my
crotch region, my penis is a raisin when I take off my shorts
<@madcow> I already had it that way.
<@toast> takes like 15 minutes for some blood to get back into it hehe
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, Yea, I noticed that in Dayton.
<@Encapsulate> Or wherever I pee'd.
<@Encapsulate> 60 mile penis, is a sad, sad penis.
<@madcow> DOING DOING DOING
<@toast> Encapsulate: so the pros do the leg trick WHILE ON THEIR BIKES
<@toast> Encapsulate: cruising down the road, pissing off the side
<@toast> Encapsulate: I.. can't even imagine
<@toast> Encapsulate: "60 mile penis" blog it
<@madcow> hi. :)
<@Encapsulate> That sounds...like I may as well just piss myself.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

<@toast> probably gonna have to at least wear an undershirt
<@Encapsulate> Yea... no fix for that other than freeze and hope
for better things
<@toast> I think my asspockets are going to be full-to-bursting
<@Encapsulate> Yea
<@Encapsulate> I'm kinda wondering about that as well. Time
to see how deep these pockets are.