60 Mile Penis

<@toast> I have great poop retention capabilities
<@toast> a few hours is NOTHING to me
<@toast> it starts to get touchy around day 3
<@Encapsulate> Yes... That's how I work camping.
<@toast> hehe yes
<@Encapsulate> "I'll just wait until civilization, thanks."
<@toast> I went "camping" with a girl like that once, except it was with pee
<@toast> she WOULD NOT pee in nature
<@toast> she held it for over a day
<@Encapsulate> Ouch. It's different for a lady though.
<@Encapsulate> Man, I will HELL of pee all over nature.
<@toast> oh totally
<@toast> fuck nature WHIZZZZZZZ
<@Encapsulate> Though, I was weird about it on Sat, because to pee I had to
strip.
<@toast> yeah, that put me right off bib shorts
<@toast> roadside peeing is key
<@toast> Encapsulate: what about the leg roll? that's what the pros do
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, felt so good the rest of the ride.
<@Encapsulate> Leg...roll?
<@Encapsulate> OH!
<@toast> roll up a leg, snake the dong out the leg
<@toast> although, now that I think about that, there is no way that would work
for me
<@Encapsulate> Roll it up the leg until ... I had not thought of that.
<@Encapsulate> I WILL PRACTICE TONIGHT
<@Encapsulate> Whycome?
<@toast> cuz between the tight spandex and the total lack of bloodflow to my
crotch region, my penis is a raisin when I take off my shorts
<@madcow> I already had it that way.
<@toast> takes like 15 minutes for some blood to get back into it hehe
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, Yea, I noticed that in Dayton.
<@Encapsulate> Or wherever I pee'd.
<@Encapsulate> 60 mile penis, is a sad, sad penis.
<@madcow> DOING DOING DOING
<@toast> Encapsulate: so the pros do the leg trick WHILE ON THEIR BIKES
<@toast> Encapsulate: cruising down the road, pissing off the side
<@toast> Encapsulate: I.. can't even imagine
<@toast> Encapsulate: "60 mile penis" blog it
<@madcow> hi. :)
<@Encapsulate> That sounds...like I may as well just piss myself.