Generic Balls of Hair

Leah XXXXXX [9:51 AM]:
All teenagers look like generic balls of hair to me these days anyway

we were told by some grumpy employee in the grocery that heelies were NOT ALLOWED

i thanked her for the information and moved on, taking no action whatsoever

i figured that was the right response

was JB using them in the store?

yeah

but not like sprinting or anything

she was just lazily circling the bagels

perhaps she looked like an imminent bagel threat

My smart-assery is stymied...

imminent bagel threat is my new band name