meat projects

16:07 <@Encapsulate> But yea... I'm not up in arms about Foie Gras over any other meat products.

16:07 <@Encapsulate> (I kept typing meat projects)

16:09 <@toast> "meat projects" is a great band name

Footsore Tramps

"He walked with just such a limp as I have seen in footsore tramps. We stared at him in silence, expecting him to speak." From "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells

gay for pie or all the way pie

16:28 <@aramat> twid: Just because he's curious doesn't mean he isn't straight.

16:28 <@aramat> Only teenagers and douchebags self-identify as bi-curious.

16:29 <@toast> I'm pie-curious

16:29 <@Encapsulate> mmm

16:29 <@Encapsulate> I'm all the way pie.

16:30 <@toast> aw you're right, I am totally gay for pie

16:30 <@toast> (that's a good band name)

I'm not sure which one I like more...

Sugarballs

From a description of mixing a sports drinks. Sugarballs

Lung Bop

<@Encapsulate> toast: My suggestion for STP
<@jb> heh
<@Encapsulate> toast: We find a flimflam doctor, and start heavy blood doping.
<@toast> Encapsulate: wait wait, I have a better form of 'doping' we can do for
that ride
<@Encapsulate> Yessss?
<@toast> Encapsulate: I just threw my rubyou up on the trainer and shifted the
seat back about 2cm, we'll see what affect that has
<@toast> Encapsulate: i.e. dope
<@Encapsulate> haha
<@Encapsulate> Lung Doping?
<@toast> right
<@toast> I actually wonder what affect that would have on performance
<@Encapsulate> uh, Ask Gunt.
<@toast> cuz.. it might make it a lot easier to just let the miles slide by
<@Encapsulate> He lung boped in Amity.

HAFE

10:14 <@isosceles> this is what i will name my band
10:14 <@isosceles> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_altitude_flatus_expulsion

<@toast> Hello Friend,

<@toast> I'm sorry for intruding into your private life, this is a dying

wish contribution of a cancer patience, the battle against cancer takes life away before it is gone. I am Mrs. Monika Rufus

from England; I was married to late Mr. Scott Rufus the CEO of

Rufnik Oil Mining & Exploration. I am 58 years old;

unfortunately I have been suffering from a long time cancer of

the brain and breast which has affected my talking & hearing

ability lately. The cancer has ...

<@twid> Cancer Patience is my new band name

60 Mile Penis

<@toast> I have great poop retention capabilities
<@toast> a few hours is NOTHING to me
<@toast> it starts to get touchy around day 3
<@Encapsulate> Yes... That's how I work camping.
<@toast> hehe yes
<@Encapsulate> "I'll just wait until civilization, thanks."
<@toast> I went "camping" with a girl like that once, except it was with pee
<@toast> she WOULD NOT pee in nature
<@toast> she held it for over a day
<@Encapsulate> Ouch. It's different for a lady though.
<@Encapsulate> Man, I will HELL of pee all over nature.
<@toast> oh totally
<@toast> fuck nature WHIZZZZZZZ
<@Encapsulate> Though, I was weird about it on Sat, because to pee I had to
strip.
<@toast> yeah, that put me right off bib shorts
<@toast> roadside peeing is key
<@toast> Encapsulate: what about the leg roll? that's what the pros do
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, felt so good the rest of the ride.
<@Encapsulate> Leg...roll?
<@Encapsulate> OH!
<@toast> roll up a leg, snake the dong out the leg
<@toast> although, now that I think about that, there is no way that would work
for me
<@Encapsulate> Roll it up the leg until ... I had not thought of that.
<@Encapsulate> I WILL PRACTICE TONIGHT
<@Encapsulate> Whycome?
<@toast> cuz between the tight spandex and the total lack of bloodflow to my
crotch region, my penis is a raisin when I take off my shorts
<@madcow> I already had it that way.
<@toast> takes like 15 minutes for some blood to get back into it hehe
<@Encapsulate> Oh man, Yea, I noticed that in Dayton.
<@Encapsulate> Or wherever I pee'd.
<@Encapsulate> 60 mile penis, is a sad, sad penis.
<@madcow> DOING DOING DOING
<@toast> Encapsulate: so the pros do the leg trick WHILE ON THEIR BIKES
<@toast> Encapsulate: cruising down the road, pissing off the side
<@toast> Encapsulate: I.. can't even imagine
<@toast> Encapsulate: "60 mile penis" blog it
<@madcow> hi. :)
<@Encapsulate> That sounds...like I may as well just piss myself.

<@toast> probably gonna have to at least wear an undershirt
<@Encapsulate> Yea... no fix for that other than freeze and hope
for better things
<@toast> I think my asspockets are going to be full-to-bursting
<@Encapsulate> Yea
<@Encapsulate> I'm kinda wondering about that as well. Time
to see how deep these pockets are.

Boob Guessing

<@twid> my co-worker stands too close to me and her boob presses on my arm
<@twid> she does this often
<@Encapsulate> twid: She is boob guessing you.
<@twid> and it's not just a bump, she keeps it there
<@toast> hehehe
<@Encapsulate> twid: Boob ask her.

14:03 <@tamara> cappy was in LORDOSIS
14:03 <@toast> Encapsulate: they call that "lordosis" hehe
14:03 <@toast> tamara: :)
14:03 <@tamara> ^5 toast buddy!!

14:04 <@toast> madcow: wiki lordosis behavior
14:04 <@madcow> toast: Lordosis behavior - Lordosis behavior, or Mammalian
lordosis, is a sexual response in mammals, such as mice and
cats, that consists of a ventral arching of the spine. During
lordosis, the spine curves so that the apex points in the
ventral direction. That is, the spine arches inward toward the
abdomen. Lordosis aids in copulation, as it elevates the hips
to allow for intercourse.

14:05 <@toast> tamara: omfg
14:05 <@toast> tamara: "Some anthropologists speculate that
women wearing high heels demonstrates lordosis behaviour[1]."
14:06 <@tamara> toast: STILETTO LORDOSIS
14:06 <@tamara> ^ BAND NAME
14:06 <> :D
14:06 <@toast> tamara: omg agreed
14:06 <@toast> tamara: BLOG IT

10:05 <Encapsulate> Also, totally used the wrong "bear"

10:05 <toast> ....

10:05 <toast> oh

10:05 <toast> hehe

10:05 <toast> WRONG BEAR

10:05 <toast> good band name

Truncheon Proof

<toast> twid: that's not fat, that's a early 20th century

truncheon-proof vest

<toast> twid: aka 5 pillows stuffed in his coat

<twid> Truncheon Proof is my new band name

10:56 <Encapsulate> hah, I was only asleep for a few Feist songs.
10:56 <Encapsulate> I didn't snore, did I?
10:56 <toast> no, just a huge boner
10:56 <Encapsulate> That was from...before the nap
10:57 <toast> hehe
10:57 <toast> sleep boners are a perpetual fear of mine
10:57 <toast> that's a pretty decent band name
10:57 <Encapsulate> Sleep Boners? BLOGIT